warning !! , briggie joke

[briggie]

Dave goes over to his best friend's house, rings the doorbell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, Nora, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the shops."
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in." They both have a seat in the kitchen. "You know, Nora, you have the greatest boobsI have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred quid if I could just see one."
Nora thinks for a second and finally figures, what the hell, it's for a hundred quid. She opens her robe and shows Dave one of her breasts. He promptly thanks her and throws her the hundred quid on the table.
They sit there a while longer and finally Dave says, "Nora, your boobs are so beautiful... I've gotta see the two of them. I'll give you another hundred quid if I can see them both."
Nora thinks it over briefly and again figures, what the hell, a hundred quid is a hundred quid She opens her robe and gives Dave a good, long look. He thanks her and then throws another hundred quid on the table.
Another ten minutes passes by... Dave can't wait around any longer, so he leaves.
A while later, Tony arrives home and his wife says "Your weird friend, Dave, came over this afternoon."
Replies Tony, "Did he drop off the two hundred quid he owes me?

[Banshee]

Dave goes over to his best friend's house, rings the doorbell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, Nora, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the shops."
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in." They both have a seat in the kitchen. "You know, Nora, you have the greatest boobsI have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred quid if I could just see one."
Nora thinks for a second and finally figures, what the hell, it's for a hundred quid. She opens her robe and shows Dave one of her breasts. He promptly thanks her and throws her the hundred quid on the table.
They sit there a while longer and finally Dave says, "Nora, your boobs are so beautiful... I've gotta see the two of them. I'll give you another hundred quid if I can see them both."
Nora thinks it over briefly and again figures, what the hell, a hundred quid is a hundred quid She opens her robe and gives Dave a good, long look. He thanks her and then throws another hundred quid on the table.
Another ten minutes passes by... Dave can't wait around any longer, so he leaves.
A while later, Tony arrives home and his wife says "Your weird friend, Dave, came over this afternoon."
Replies Tony, "Did he drop off the two hundred quid he owes me?

Sure I've heard Delboy tell that one in the nags head on Only Fools and Horses!!!!!!!!!

[Paff]

The oldies are the best :D