briggie
28-06-2014, 23:48
Two recently deceased lady friends met in heaven. Wanda said, “Clara, how did you die?”
“I froze to death.”
“Oh, how horrible!”
“Well, it wasn’t really so bad. After shivering and shaking for awhile, a warm, peaceful feeling came over me and I just went to sleep. How about you, Wanda?”
“I died of a massive heart attack. I was convinced that my husband was having an affair. I came home when he didn’t expect me and found him alone in his chair watching TV. I still wasn’t convinced so I ran up and down stairs looking in all the closets and suddenly my heart failed and I dropped dead.”
“Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both be alive.”
“I froze to death.”
“Oh, how horrible!”
“Well, it wasn’t really so bad. After shivering and shaking for awhile, a warm, peaceful feeling came over me and I just went to sleep. How about you, Wanda?”
“I died of a massive heart attack. I was convinced that my husband was having an affair. I came home when he didn’t expect me and found him alone in his chair watching TV. I still wasn’t convinced so I ran up and down stairs looking in all the closets and suddenly my heart failed and I dropped dead.”
“Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both be alive.”