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96terrano
25-08-2013, 18:28
A parrot swallows a Viagra tab.
His owner, disgusted,puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating.
"why are you sweating?", he asks.
The Parrot replies,"Do u know how ******* hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken!?"

arcascomp
25-08-2013, 19:51
:jesterbg Oh Ryan, that is just disgusting!:jesterbg

Taken me a few minutes to dry my eyes before posting! Stupid, but made me laugh! :thumbs

96terrano
25-08-2013, 19:57
Stupid, but made me laugh! :thumbs

a bit like me :lol:lol

macabethiel
25-08-2013, 23:44
I like the old one about why did the pervert cross the road ?

He could not get his Kn*b out of the chicken !

96terrano
26-08-2013, 10:29
I like the old one about why did the pervert cross the road ?

He could not get his Kn*b out of the chicken !

:roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol: