house to myself

[96terrano]

Aww Sweeet!, mum and dad are going to a dance tonight that starts at 6 and ends sometime after midnight, therefore I got the house for the evening:D now what to do? Watch porn maybe:augie nah, I am meeting up with zenka, ordering a pizza and we are going to be working on the terrano:D:D

I really know how to make the most of a evening:naughty:lol

[zippy656]

And how to treat a lady :naughty

[96terrano]

And how to treat a lady :naughty

Who doesn't like pizza? Or terranos for that matter:lol

[stinka]

When my folks left me in charge of the house in my teenage years it usually involved drugs, sex, police visits, borrowing my dads car, broken windows, carpet stains, damage to furniture and a good kicking when my dad got home :D

[96terrano]

When my folks left me in charge of the house in my teenage years it usually involved drugs, sex, police visits, borrowing my dads car, broken windows, carpet stains, damage to furniture and a good kicking when my dad got home :D

:lol:lol a proper party:naughty

[96terrano]

Well, parents have left, zenke is coming over:naughty and we will continue to work on the terrano, not done mush with it as been working on the Hyundai too, that's going for a mot soon:D

[solarman216]

so you will be alone with that cute'y Zenka and you want to work on a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rick

[stinka]

:lol:lol a proper party:naughty

Yes, the poor dog didn't walk right for a month

[96terrano]

so you will be alone with that cute'y Zenka and you want to work on a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rick

Well, we are possibly taking my Hyundai for a spin in the feild later when it gets dark:D she's here now, just about to order dominoes's pizza:clap

[96terrano]

Yes, the poor dog didn't walk right for a month

:jesterbg:jesterbg

[briggie]

hang on ....... let me get this right ..... you are alone with zenka , who came across to your house knowing your parents where out ...... and you wanna play with cars ? :rolleyes:.

I think someone needs to educate ryan in the ways of the world :sly

[96terrano]

hang on ....... let me get this right ..... you are alone with zenka , who came across to your house knowing your parents where out ...... and you wanna play with cars ? :rolleyes:.

I think someone needs to educate ryan in the ways of the world :sly

Well me mum and dad Dont know she's here....untill they come home later......I also like to live dangerously:sly:lol

[briggie]

Well me mum and dad Dont know she's here....untill they come home later......I also like to live dangerously:sly:lol

hmm , well one thing I certainly wouldn't be doing is typing in a forum :lol ...... well not this one anyway

[96terrano]

hmm , well one thing I certainly wouldn't be doing is typing in a forum :lol ...... well not this one anyway

What? We're waiting for pizza, then buggering off out:D

[96terrano]

pizza otrzymywała dostawę! :D

[rustic]

pizza otrzymywała dostawę! :D



Jeżeli chcesz się przyłączyć do naszej promocji powiedz o tym przed złożeniem zamówienia telefonicznego aby osoba przyjmująca zamówienie dopisała Cię do listy promocyjnej danego miesiąca.
:thumb2

[zippy656]

Who doesn't like pizza? Or terranos for that matter:lol

Point

[96terrano]

Jeżeli chcesz się przyłączyć do naszej promocji powiedz o tym przed złożeniem zamówienia telefonicznego aby osoba przyjmująca zamówienie dopisała Cię do listy promocyjnej danego miesiąca.
:thumb2

:lol

[clivvy]

Christ yeah, I never ever got our house, but my mates did, and all I can say is projectile vomiting, lots of nakedness, sex, drink, sweets, alcohol stew and dancing to Queen like queens...

them were the days!

[96terrano]

Christ yeah, I never ever got our house, but my mates did, and all I can say is projectile vomiting, lots of nakedness, sex, drink, sweets, alcohol stew and dancing to Queen like queens...

them were the days!

Well, I don't think theirs going to be any drink, sweets, sex 'sadly' but their could be screaming and projectile vomiting as I have decided to take her up into the feild and give her a lesson about the handbrake turn, and the J turn which i've only really learned how to do:D. Ahh the fun that can be had with a 1.0 Hyundai with worn tires :naughty

[96terrano]

Couldn't really do much with the terrano, midgies got the better of us:(

[96terrano]

Zenka mówi cześć !

[96terrano]

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the farm

[96terrano]

the backroad

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[96terrano]

field, time to play a game called boot the Hyundai :naughty

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[Paul]

Well, their could be screaming and projectile vomiting as I have decided to take her up into the feild and give her a lesson :D. Ahh the fun that can be had with a 1.0 Hyundai with worn tires :naughty

Now your talking.. :clap

[solarman216]

Zenka has a BF and he is not there? but she is? you are slipping somewhere lad, and it aint your clutch, Rick

[96terrano]

Zenka has a BF and he is not there? but she is? you are slipping somewhere lad, and it aint your clutch, Rick

he's generally fine with it, as he knows we are just friends and that's it, he knows Zenka likes learning about cars, he doesn't have as a big interest in cars so cant teach her, therefore, he knows what we do:thumbs

i actually had words with him the other day as i did feel a bit guilty, but he's alright, doesnt think i'm upto anything :lol

[solarman216]

I can only say "it takes all kinds" but there is only one thing in life, sex and the second is sex and the third is well sex recurring!!!!!all else is incidental to erm sex, just seen an old customer of mine just been moved into a nursing home at 93, he is pissed of cos he cannot get any sex now, sure he will die soon as his love of life is not manageble anymore, Rick

[bry]

he's generally fine with it, as he knows we are just friends and that's it, he knows Zenka likes learning about cars, he doesn't have as a big interest in cars so cant teach her, therefore, he knows what we do:thumbs

i actually had words with him the other day as i did feel a bit guilty, but he's alright, doesnt think i'm upto anything :lol
And Zenka will learn a lot about cars in a field on a hot summers night;)

[96terrano]

And Zenka will learn a lot about cars in a field on a hot summers night;)

indeed:augie:lol

[solarman216]

If I was in Ryans place I would be teaching many things and it would not be vehicle related, Rick

[96terrano]

well, a spiffing night has been had , mum and dad are still out, Zenka is chilled out on the sofa watching tv, i'm sitting typing this and am about to upload pics:thumb2 not very good as it is dark
Hyundai is parked on the drive with dry mud up the side and smelling warm :augie

mum and dad are going to be late back, 3-4 am late:eek: but she's staying just to keep me company:D


her boyfriend is fine i'll add as she rung him to say, he's at home 'they don't actually live together' seriously, never met a guy so layed back about what his girlfriend does:)

i even said she can camp on the sofa the night if she wanted, and she is, saves cycling back at stupid hours

had to phone mum up to see if it was ok, and to warn them not to burst in making a racket:doh

a brilliant night:thumbs

[96terrano]

me awesome lights:thumb2
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[96terrano]

flasher bulb as interior light:lol:lol

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[96terrano]

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[96terrano]

i was in the passenger seat here, let her have a go

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[makeitfit]

hmmmm private road you say :augie

[96terrano]

got her to give the Hyundai some stick
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[96terrano]

hmmmm private road you say :augie

errm, not that part:o

[makeitfit]

errm, not that part:o

:doh what are you like :nono

[96terrano]

:doh what are you like :nono

i know i know:o thing it, it was quiate never seen a car, just a few rabbits here ant their:augie

i'll tell you, that Hyundai goes well :sly especially with a Polski woman driving and me pretending to navigate in a rally lol

[makeitfit]

:wasntme

[96terrano]

got her too yank the handbrake going around a hairpin turn, gotta, say, she held it fairly well;)

[Banshee]

I've read this start to finish and I'm 100% I'm either pissed or asleep lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[96terrano]

might be some weird posts later as we are a bit hyper and i'll be going for a shower at some point so she might post on behalf;), she knows about you lot and knows her way around the forum as i shown her it :D

[96terrano]

I've read this start to finish and I'm 100% I'm either pissed or asleep lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

lol why?

[96terrano]

well, Zenkas sleeping now:rolleyes: and i'm going to bed 'yawn' hope mum and dad remember she's in the living room:augie

good night:thumb2

[96terrano]

Well, got up, went outside and car is a bit buggered, rear tire is flat:doh

[rustic]

Well, got up, went outside and car is a bit buggered, rear tire is flat:doh

But it's OK at the top though.
:lol:lol

[96terrano]

to many handbrake turns:augie:sly
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[96terrano]

But it's OK at the top though.
:lol:lol

it indeed is:lol:lol:lol

[96terrano]

best £200 ive ever spent:D:D
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[96terrano]

a little muddy:augie

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[96terrano]

me about 3:00AM last night:lol:lol:lol:lol


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[jims-terrano]

Is Zenka trying to tell you something:augie:augie

[96terrano]

Is Zenka trying to tell you something:augie:augie

dunno lol

[96terrano]

parents are out again:D not for as long tonight

[solarman216]

Do not waste a second chance get in there and give her a cuddle, the suspense is killing me, Rick

[96terrano]

Do not waste a second chance get in there and give her a cuddle, the suspense is killing me, Rick

she is here again :) parents will be home at 1am not as active tonight, she's watching tv and I'm sitting on the floor trying to power up my new lamps :thumbs

[MudLifeCrisis]

I can only say "it takes all kinds" but there is only one thing in life, sex and the second is sex and the third is well sex recurring!!!!!all else is incidental to erm sex, just seen an old customer of mine just been moved into a nursing home at 93, he is pissed of cos he cannot get any sex now, sure he will die soon as his love of life is not manageble anymore, Rick

Two thoughts go though a man's mind when sees something.


Can I f#ck it?.....no

Can I eat it ?

[briggie]

Two thoughts go though a man's mind when sees something.


Can I f#ck it?.....no

Can I eat it ?

can I f-ck it AND EAT IT ? :sly:naughty:augie

[96terrano]

Two thoughts go though a man's mint when sees something.


Can I f#ck it?.....no

Can I eat it ?

It is indeed, if she didn't have a boyfriend...let's just say all testing the durability of my trucks shocks. I did make a salad if its any use me saying that?:lol

[96terrano]

can I f-ck it AND EAT IT ? :sly:naughty:augie

Christ, reminds my of what jack said first time he met zenk. A bit rude so don't know if it should be repeated :augie

[solarman216]

can I f-ck it AND EAT IT ? :sly:naughty:augie

Man after my own heart, but feel it may be wasted on Ryan just now, Rick

[96terrano]

Man after my own heart, but feel it may be wasted on Ryan just now, Rick

Well Id love to calmly get up, dim the lights, throw her onto the sofa and.......if you pardon the expression 'pump her silly' but I'm afraid I can't:doh

[96terrano]

can I f-ck it AND EAT IT ? :sly:naughty:augie

You could @+$# a donut, then eat it:augie

:jesterbg:jesterbg

[briggie]

You could @+$# a donut, then eat it:augie

:jesterbg:jesterbg

voice of experience ? :augie

[solarman216]

Well Id love to calmly get up, dim the lights, throw her onto the sofa and.......if you pardon the expression 'pump her silly' but I'm afraid I can't:doh

If it is cos she has a BF and you respect that then you are doing the right thing, but cannot think of any other reason, Rick

[96terrano]

If it is cos she has a BF and you respect that then you are doing the right thing, but cannot think of any other reason, Rick

If she didn't have a boyfriend I'd be on her Like rust to a T2....I'd scream
Chcę pompować podoba jesteś w mojej Terrano podkład paliwa ...:eek:

[briggie]

po prostu dać jej bliską przyjazną przytulić jako rodzaj podziękowania za bycie przyjacielem, i zobaczyć, jak ona reaguje

[96terrano]

I'll get myself a polish gf one-day as theirs a lot of poles in this area....or maybe a Ukrainian. Or even Swedish. I likeses a girl with a foreign accent, that's why I likeses zenka. Funny when shy pronounces the names of vehicle parts:thumb2. And she says my name weird, but my science teacher was also polish and she couldn't pronounse it...bugged me :lol:doh

[96terrano]

po prostu dać jej bliską przyjazną przytulić jako rodzaj podziękowania za bycie przyjacielem, i zobaczyć, jak ona reaguje

Potrzebujesz odebrać mój moment. Ohh, że nie może odczytać tego muszę dodać, jak ona siedzi na kanapie, jestem przy komputerze. Drugi koniec pokoju :D

[96terrano]

Shit:doh

[96terrano]

Just done some random googling and found this....should be set as a sticky;)

http://m.wikihow.com/Hug-a-Girl

[96terrano]

Abandoning the idea of a hug, 'sorry briggie' :augie

[solarman216]

If she didn't have a boyfriend I'd be on her Like rust to a T2....I'd scream
Chcę pompować podoba jesteś w mojej Terrano podkład paliwa ...:eek:

You could just ask her if her BF means that much to her or if he is just for show, do not understand Polish, Rick

[96terrano]

You could just ask her if her BF means that much to her or if he is just for show, do not understand Polish, Rick

Hmm, I dunno, I only seen them kiss once, when I think about it, they just cone across as bro and sis. Weird :confused:

[96terrano]

not understand Polish, Rick

Possibly a good thing their:augie:lol I do understand a bit as i'm learning polish, also listen to a polish radio station a lot up here

[solarman216]

Hmm, I dunno, I only seen them kiss once, when I think about it, they just cone across as bro and sis. Weird :confused:

She is a free girl get in and give her a cuddle for heavens sake, she can only say no, but more likely reciprocate the cuddle, I got to leave this thread, the suspense is doing me in, Rick

[96terrano]

Gonna see if the wants to stay the night again as when we went off to the carboot sale, we dropped her bike off at her house and she spoke to her parents saying where she was going, then my mum and her mum chatted for what seemed like a lifetime whilst dad me and her waited in the car, then we went and picked her boyfriend up 'i know his name, just can't spell it' :rolleyes:shes got no means of getting home, as when we left the car boot sale, we dropped her boyfriend off at his place and she came back here and she helped me fix up the driving lamps.

[96terrano]

She is a free girl get in and give her a cuddle for heavens sake, she can only say no, but more likely reciprocate the cuddle, I got to leave this thread, the suspense is doing me in, Rick

Ok, I'll have a go, I have a plan:)

[96terrano]

Done, genuinely:eek::eek: she was sitting curled up on the sofa, I got up from the pc, sat on the sofa next to her and said, would you care for a free hug?..she accepted was awesome, never properly hugged someone before as sad it seems, was actually really nice:)

I want to find a pic of how it was done :D
Christ I'm a sad Bugger :lol :lol

[96terrano]

Right, off to bed now as we are both very tired from last night 'thats not actually supposed to sound rude but I fear it did' :doh dug out a duvet for her as i'm nice and care about my guests:D. Phoned mum to say she's staing the night again. They are still out. Don't know what mum and dad are doing, dint care lol, going to log of the pc and go upstairs to bed

I should also add, another reason I never mention this on Facebook is I do not want rumors to spread around, I say on here as your not local to me so I don't have the worry, as it only takes 1 person to say somthing to another on Facebook and it could all kick off

Night folks

[96terrano]

Should also add , zenka isn't on facebook as she doesn't like that people can sometimes become nasty on it, and she just can't see the point in it:(

[solarman216]

Done, genuinely:eek::eek: she was sitting curled up on the sofa, I got up from the pc, sat on the sofa next to her and said, would you care for a free hug?..she accepted was awesome, never properly hugged someone before as sad it seems, was actually really nice:)

I want to find a pic of how it was done :D
Christ I'm a sad Bugger :lol :lol

First Hug well done, now every time you meet a big hug is most important, you have broken the ice, show her how you feel, oh for ffs I am not good with words re this stuff, there must be many on here who are, come on give this lad a helping hand, Rick

[96terrano]

Couldn't resist coming back on with the mobile phone:augie cheers Rick:bow, never hugged a none family member properly, only Gail, who's way so old for me, hugged her when her mum passed away. Wasn't as nice as zenka's thought;)

Hugs are really nice, they are warm and snuggley. Ffs listen to me, what have I became!!!!!!

:grouphug

Anyhoo, that's the style that happened......thought I'd provide you with good details

http://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/bajaage/8d9148bccc30c24046d5ed1b0a1af78a/YST-ALR-02008D.jpg

Definatly more than just a 4X4 club this:thumbs

[solarman216]

Couldn't resist coming back on with the mobile phone:augie cheers Rick:bow, never hugged a none family member properly, only Gail, who's way so old for me, hugged her when her mum passed away. Wasn't as nice as zenka's thought;)

Hugs are really nice, they are warm and snuggley. Ffs listen to me, what have I became!!!!!!

:grouphug

Anyhoo, that's the style that happened......thought I'd provide you with good details

http://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/bajaage/8d9148bccc30c24046d5ed1b0a1af78a/YST-ALR-02008D.jpg

Definatly more than just a 4X4 club this:thumbs

you are just an average youngster growing up, you are doing OK Rick

[briggie]

next step is to give her a hug everytime you see her , or at least everytime she leaves / arrives :thumb2

[bry]

Do not waste a second chance get in there and give her a cuddle, the suspense is killing me, Rick
Or better still a FUGGLE:thumb2:D:):):clap

[rustic]

next step is to give her a hug everytime you see her , or at least everytime she leaves / arrives :thumb2

Yes, nothing wrong with that, it shows you care, a quick very quick peck on the cheek and separate soon after also shows you care and you really enjoy her company.

Don't hold the hug too long, don't explore with your hands, of try to make any lip contact with the kiss. It is only a peck on the cheek, no more than you would give your Granny.

After a few hugs and similar greetings, she might turn her cheek away, expecting the kiss to her lips. :clap
Her move not yours:thumb2.

On the subject of Hugging, it is also a family bonding situation.
My son lives abroad, when he returns or leaves, he always has a hug, both arms around shoulders.
I do this with his girlfriend, also my daughter and her partner. He has lost both his parents, so feels comfort that he has been accepted into our family.

I wish my Father did this, too late now.

So don't underestimate the the Hug, in your situation she might see it as a family bonding situation, so don't rush it.


I sort of get he impression that hugs aren't common place in your household.:nenau


Take it easy.

best regards,

Rustic

[96terrano]

Cheers, yeah, wasn't a long hug I'll say, thank for the advice rustic:thumbs

[revolvor]

Just read some of this, the suspense is driving me mad, you need to write everything down and google Barbera Cartland for the inspiration to write a novel.

Some really great advice too :thumb2

[96terrano]

Yeah, great advice, not just 4x4s here:D

[96terrano]

taking Zenka for a day out tomorow:D:clap