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96terrano
06-07-2013, 01:56
Incase some of you were wondering as I havnt really explained, I do indeed have one, basically I'll explain, back when I was at school a polish family' spoke very little English moved into Dumfries and Galloway, and their daughter Zenka pronounced 'zeenka' was shoved in most of the same clases as me, in one of my classes, I was doing a project on the R20 terrano/maverick as I had just bought one 'my white SWB' had to present to the class and teacher, 'very nervous standing infront of about 25 people describing and going into details about our trucks:), dunno how I pulled it off:augie and that's the time when I also joined this club:clap, actually to gather info. Anyways she shown a interest in my mechanical mind and I backed it up as I was surprised that a female would be interested in vehicles and eager to learn. Anyhoo I left school in 2011 she stayed on until 2012. But we stayed intouch, even tho she's not on Facebook:eek: anyways as you know, I'm refurbishing my terrano and I thought it'll be a good opportunity to show and teach her about Terranos:D among other things, her English is getting better but leaves much to be desired:lol:lol she's also teaching me polish which is nice, and she swears in polish which is quite funny:lol:lol but yeah, she learns fast:clap, and Is quite helpful, had her pressure washing under the terrano and doing easy job's, also because its up on ramps, she could lay underneath and told her all the parts and how a terrano works underneath, :naughty then I quizzed her on what all the parts are and what they do, I'll slowly get her to my level of knowledge and hopefully higher as I'm as you know am still learning :) will see if I can put pics up as she's camera shy:( got a photo of her dismantling a tumble drier somewhere:lol
It might sound strange but I try to help people if they are interested in mechanics. Her boyfriend who's also polish doesn't know much about cars, he's more into home electrics as he work for Scottish power.
96terrano
06-07-2013, 18:00
that's her :D
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that's her :D
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Looks tidy ..................The gravel that is:lol
96terrano
06-07-2013, 18:17
Looks tidy ..................The gravel that is:lol
:lol aye, that's at her house, my gravel has bits of sawn off bolts in:lol:lol:doh
zippy656
06-07-2013, 18:32
hope she knows that dryer is upside down
96terrano
06-07-2013, 18:46
hope she knows that dryer is upside down
:lol:lol yes
zippy656
06-07-2013, 19:30
quick learner then
so whats polish for upside down then?
So now you have to use a clothes line?
96terrano
06-07-2013, 20:05
quick learner then
so whats polish for upside down then?
do góry nogami
96terrano
06-07-2013, 20:06
So now you have to use a clothes line?
:lol her mum bought a new tumble dryer so we dissembled the old one, i still have the drum, use it as a BBQ
do góry nogami
Yeah my life has been upside down at times:D:D
96terrano
06-07-2013, 22:03
Yeah my life has been upside down at times:D:D
hah, same here!
Yep she will do. Ask her out.
hah, same here!
Yeah but she aint seen my T2:D
96terrano
06-07-2013, 22:08
Yep she will do. Ask her out.
she's got a boyfriend:doh
Anyway would Zenka,like to clean my underbody/
96terrano
06-07-2013, 22:14
Anyway would Zenka,like to clean my underbody/
probably, she's gonna clean mine tomorrow:naughty:naughty:naughty:naughty
probably, she's gonna clean mine tomorrow:naughty:naughty:naughty:naughty
Hey after that(Lift kit job Sunday)Take you truck for a drive around Yorkshire.
As a test drive.I have my own pressure washer.:lol
she's got a boyfriend:doh
is he bigger than you ? :augie
96terrano
06-07-2013, 22:25
is he bigger than you ? :augie
not really, shorter:D
i want my own Polish woman:naughty:naughty:naughty
96terrano
06-07-2013, 22:48
BIGGER IS BETTER lOL.
I'm not fat I hasten to add:lol:lol tall though:D
Rubbish you aint tall.i saw your pic and Toby(Yeah i remembered its name.)And you was using Zenka High hells.LOL.LOL.
96terrano
06-07-2013, 22:57
And you was using Zenka High hells.LOL.LOL.
How did you know:lol:lol
How did you know:lol:lol
She told me so:p
96terrano
06-07-2013, 23:04
She told me so:p
Hmmm, I'll check my PMs on here, she might of grabbed my phone whilst I wasn't looking:jesterbg
[QUOTE=96terrano;217987]Hmmm, I'll check my PMs on here, she might of grabbed my phone whilst I wasn't looking:jesterbg[/QUO
:lol
96terrano
06-07-2013, 23:20
Another weird think is she's got me into polish music too, was listening to one of her CDs, was Ewelina Lisowska I think, was playing it loud in my truck today. Getting weird now:o:lol. I think I'm turning polish:eek::clap.
Another weird think is she's got me into polish music too, was listening to one of her CDs, was Ewelina Lisowska I think, was playing it loud in my truck today. Getting weird now:o:lol. I think I'm turning polish:eek::clap.
Yep Love will get ya like that every time.;)
96terrano
06-07-2013, 23:35
[QUOTE=96terrano;218 was Ewelina Lisowska I think, [/QUOTE]
Aye, was correct, just went out and looked at the CD box:D
Here's a track u remember. As I'm sure you want to listen to music that you can't understand ohh well at least theirs lyrics....that are in polish...Muhahah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb-I8Uxzmgk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Aye, was correct, just went out and looked at the CD box:D
Here's a track u remember. As I'm sure you want to listen to music that you can't understand ohh well at least theirs lyrics....that are in polish...Muhahah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb-I8Uxzmgk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
No offence,but i think i will pass:)
96terrano
06-07-2013, 23:42
No offence,but i think i will pass:)
Can't blame you tbh, im more if a soft rock guy, direstraits for instance:D
96terrano
07-07-2013, 20:55
to anyone on my friends on facebook, please don't comment on my stuff mentioning Zenka, reason it i have a relative who will give me grief as he doesn't like the polish people....:(it's not my dad btw:lol
96terrano
07-07-2013, 21:56
ohh aye, must add, she's a very officiant worker, we had the front off the Terrano in about 2 hours. even tho we both suffered hay fever:doh
to anyone on my friends on facebook, please don't comment on my stuff mentioning Zenka, reason it i have a relative who will give me grief as he doesn't like the polish people....:(it's not my dad btw:lol
Or because you don't want her to know what you've been saying on here? :augie
96terrano
07-07-2013, 22:02
Or because you don't want her to know what you've been saying on here? :augie
she's not on Facebook
96terrano
08-07-2013, 14:48
ohh, taken this when we went into Tesco this morning:lol:lol:lol:lol
ohh, taken this when we went into Tesco this morning:lol:lol:lol:lol
If you take things from Tesco's be sure to pay:lol:lol:lol
96terrano
08-07-2013, 16:15
If you take things from Tesco's be sure to pay:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
jims-terrano
08-07-2013, 17:50
What I don't understand is that it's so bloody hot at the moment and she's wrapped up like it's the middle of winter:nenau:nenau:nenau
Secondly when you gonna get rid of her boy friend:lol:lol
96terrano
08-07-2013, 18:18
What I don't understand is that it's so bloody hot at the moment and she's wrapped up like it's the middle of winter:nenau:nenau:nenau
Secondly when you gonna get rid of her boy friend:lol:lol
interesting questions glad you asked:lol
first of all she's not wearing thick clothes, just a cardigan, tank-top and......err......hmmm :naughty, thats not a scarf, it's a bandanna thingy, purely for style?, i don't get fashion :lol
second of all, i dunno tbh, he doesn't mind my hanging out with her, 'not over protective':lol, i'll work on it....with her being Polish, she might have polish friends i could ask:naughty she's actually here just now removing the front bumper support from my truck, i came in to make drinks and check up on here:lol:D
96terrano
08-07-2013, 18:34
she's proved me wrong:eek:
tell her she can come and play in a real mans toolbox
96terrano
08-07-2013, 21:48
tell her she can come and play in a real mans toolbox
:rolleyes::rolleyes::augie
solarman216
08-07-2013, 21:49
I can provide full time employment no problem, Rick
96terrano
08-07-2013, 21:51
I can provide full time employment no problem, Rick
but if she moved, she couldn't work on my Terrano with me:augie
solarman216
08-07-2013, 22:02
but if she moved, she couldn't work on my Terrano with me:augie
That is correct,she would be working for me, it is a tough world out there, Rick
96terrano
08-07-2013, 22:04
That is correct,she would be working for me, it is a tough world out there, Rick
ahh bugger:doh:lol but that'll mean i'll need to doo all the work on re assembly
solarman216
08-07-2013, 22:16
ahh bugger:doh:lol but that'll mean i'll need to doo all the work on re assembly
Get your finger out then, it don't come less you work for it, Rick
96terrano
08-07-2013, 22:21
Get your finger out then, it don't come less you work for it, Rick
Aye, true, but I like teaching someone else, and getting other people into terrano especially women:lol.....and be into, I mean interested:lol plus, when she goes to Poland, shell bring parts back if I ordered anything over their, saves postage:thumbs
96terrano
08-07-2013, 23:08
Had to laugh today we were working on ny terrano and I gave Zenka the simple job of removing the engine wiring loom that goes down the inner wings to things like lights, glow plug relays, horn and indicators, anyways, I thought I'd ask her to do a simple job, removing the headlight dim/dip relay, unbolted it fine, couldn't get the connector off, bear in mind I was being a Arse and said figure it out for yourself, i hadn't shown her how to do them yet.
Anyhoo she pulled at it, yelled it it in both polish and English and that didn't help, anyways I this I'll give you a clue, see, those little tabs, you have to do somthing with them, so she tried to pull them up , sideways, back, forth, nope, wouldn't budge, I was just standing their like :D then I eventually shown her you have to push them then pull the connector out.....I'm a evil Bugger sometimes:lol:lol
Was quite funny, was like watching someone try to figure out a Rubik cube:augie
I used to do the cube in under four minutes,Could'nt do it now in four years.Lol.
96terrano
09-07-2013, 18:37
I used to do the cube in under four minutes,Could'nt do it now in four years.Lol.
ha, awesome:thumb2
I used to do the cube in under four minutes,Could'nt do it now in four years.Lol.
I used to pull the stickers off and then stick them back on so it looked like id done it :lol:lol
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