briggie
02-07-2013, 21:22
Guy goes to the doctor with a totally orange penis. Doctor looks at him, pokes, prods; he’s mystified. He asks the guy, “Any itching?”
“No.”
“Used any weird lotions or creams?”
“No.”
“Any problems urinating?”
“No, everything’s pretty much fine except for the color.”
“Is this recent?”
“Oh, the last few weeks, since I got a new job.”
“Anything different about your routine since the new job?”
“Well, I don’t know anyone in the area very well, so every night’s pretty much the same thing: come home, eat some dinner, then I sit down with a bag of Cheetos and watch some porn.”
“No.”
“Used any weird lotions or creams?”
“No.”
“Any problems urinating?”
“No, everything’s pretty much fine except for the color.”
“Is this recent?”
“Oh, the last few weeks, since I got a new job.”
“Anything different about your routine since the new job?”
“Well, I don’t know anyone in the area very well, so every night’s pretty much the same thing: come home, eat some dinner, then I sit down with a bag of Cheetos and watch some porn.”