rude briggie joke

A man is traveling through the desert when he comes upon an
Indian lying on the ground stark naked with a hard-on sticking
straight up in the air. He asks the Indian what he is doing,
to which the Indian replies "I`m telling the time." The man
tells the Indian that he doesn`t believe it, so the Indian
tells him that it is 1:00. The man looks at his watch and is
amazed to find that it is exactly 1:00.

He travels a bit longer until he comes upon another naked Indian
lying on the ground with a hard-on sticking straight up.
He asks this Indian what he is doing and he too replies that
he is telling the time.
He tells the Indian to prove it and the Indian tells him that
it is 2:00. The man looks at his watch and once again is amazed
that the time is correct.

He continues his trek through the desert until he comes across
an Indian lying naked in the sand, masturbating. He asks this
Indian "What the hell are you doing?"

To which the Indian replied: "I`m winding my watch."

Haha, love that:jesterbg

I have stolen it:augie

The oldun's are the best,

Here's one for you,

Found my cat,this mornin, dead in the washing machine


Upsetting as it is, at least i know it died in "Comfort"