briggie
16-05-2013, 15:46
A blonde is working in a mental hospital. Her first night on the job, she visits her first patient. She sees the woman knitting, and asks her what she's doing.
The woman replies, "I'm knitting socks, so when I get out of here, my feet will stay warm."
The blonde replies, "That's nice," and goes to see her next patient. Upon entering his room, the blonde sees him knitting, and asks what he's doing.
The man replies, "I'm knitting a blanket so I can stay warm when I get out of here."
She replies, "That's nice," and continues to the third patient, who is lying on his bed, with a walnut on top of his dick. Shocked she asks him, "Sir, what the hell are you doing?"
He replies, "I'm never getting out of here, I'm ******* nuts!"
The woman replies, "I'm knitting socks, so when I get out of here, my feet will stay warm."
The blonde replies, "That's nice," and goes to see her next patient. Upon entering his room, the blonde sees him knitting, and asks what he's doing.
The man replies, "I'm knitting a blanket so I can stay warm when I get out of here."
She replies, "That's nice," and continues to the third patient, who is lying on his bed, with a walnut on top of his dick. Shocked she asks him, "Sir, what the hell are you doing?"
He replies, "I'm never getting out of here, I'm ******* nuts!"