R1cho
09-02-2013, 16:50
An old lady was on her own in a lift at the shopping mall when two footballers wives get in.
The first wife raises her wrist and says, "Chanel No 5. Selfridges £85-00."
The other wife does the same and says, "Gucci £95-00 at Harrods."
The old lady lifts her leg and rips a fart and says "Sprouts 99p at Morrisons!"
The first wife raises her wrist and says, "Chanel No 5. Selfridges £85-00."
The other wife does the same and says, "Gucci £95-00 at Harrods."
The old lady lifts her leg and rips a fart and says "Sprouts 99p at Morrisons!"