View Full Version : bit of a laugh on ice
96terrano
01-12-2012, 19:55
taken my truck to a friends farm, hes going to overhaul the breaks and suspension:D anyways, when i was up their, there was an icy patch just on the way to the sheep shed, me being a teenager thought it would be awesome to show off that you can do 'attempted donuts' with a Terrano, so Gail and i drove round to the sheep shed as she was gonna move stuff so i could get my Terrano in and her brother has space to work:doh anyways,i said my Terrano can do a donuts even with an LSD:augie:doh, she didn't believe me so i went onto the ice turned the steering full lock right and hoofed it:sly after a few attempts of just revving and moving slowly:o and her saying haha told ya,i got pissed, hoofed it in reverse and got a run at it, i got some speed up then booted it and turned the steering, i did get a donut sort of.... was impressed, she was scared:rolleyes: and we didn't die, which is a bonus i guess:lol
was a little like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxuniMrH-Ls
MudLifeCrisis
01-12-2012, 20:13
Gail in a sheep shed.
Pics ??
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96terrano
01-12-2012, 20:36
Gail in a sheep shed.
Pics ??
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yes, i few pics:D let me get them
supergnome
01-12-2012, 20:46
He's doin porno's now.
MudLifeCrisis
01-12-2012, 20:46
yes, i few pics:D let me get them
Suddenly theres 6 people viewing ;-)
96terrano
01-12-2012, 20:47
He's doin porno's now.
no comment:lol:augie:augie
96terrano
01-12-2012, 20:58
heres the side with the cows:augie yes, i think that is a pile of sh!t at the front of my t2, that's what needed moved
96terrano
01-12-2012, 21:00
and the side with the sheep..........
3080
firebobby
01-12-2012, 21:35
Never mind the cows and sheep, where's Gail :)
96terrano
01-12-2012, 21:39
Never mind the cows and sheep, where's Gail :)
I've not got any pics of her....well, not from tonight anyway:augie, don't you worry, I'll get some up :augie, gives you an idea of what we get in Scotland :lol:thumbs:lol
96terrano
01-12-2012, 21:41
I'm in the process of trying to get her into 4x4ing:D
MudLifeCrisis
01-12-2012, 22:21
I've not got any pics of her....well, not from tonight anyway:augie, don't you worry, I'll get some up :augie, gives you an idea of what we get in Scotland :lol:thumbs:lol
Thats ok , we've all seen the Krankies
96terrano
01-12-2012, 22:31
Thats ok , we've all seen the Krankies
What's that :nenau
firebobby
01-12-2012, 22:45
Thats ok , we've all seen the Krankies
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol very funny, Ryan don't Google them mate...not nice:augie:augie
96terrano
01-12-2012, 22:48
Ofcorce I will, hang on:p
96terrano
01-12-2012, 22:51
Ok, I don't know what a just viewed buy Gail and I don't look like em lol:lol
firebobby
01-12-2012, 23:00
Err Gail and I...sounding like a couple all ready:augie:augie
96terrano
01-12-2012, 23:03
Err Gail and I...sounding like a couple all ready:augie:augie
:lol not my type, too old believe it or not:eek::doh. Just a good friend.
MudLifeCrisis
01-12-2012, 23:34
:lol not my type, too old believe it or not:eek::doh. Just a good friend.
Any port in a Gail as they say.
Sort of :lol
Brian
96terrano
02-12-2012, 00:04
Any port in a Gail as they say.
Sort of :lol
Brian
:jesterbg:jesterbg
Never mind the cows and sheep, where's Gail :)
and the side with the sheep..........
3080
That's Gail ^ third from left :D
He is doing pornos too so I hear ...
firebobby
02-12-2012, 09:31
What do ewe mean
96terrano
02-12-2012, 13:46
That's Gail ^ third from left :D
He is doing pornos too so I hear ...
Yup, I am :augie
supergnome
02-12-2012, 16:34
Scottish Romance
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
96terrano
02-12-2012, 16:54
Scottish Romance
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?":lol
You forgot to mention romanticly flying around in circles with a terrano
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