supergnome
13-05-2012, 11:57
Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his todger in the pickle slicer.
He sought help from the factory psychologist, but after six months the therapist gave up, he advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would never have peace of mind.
The next day Yossel came home from work early, his wife wanted to know why he was home so early?
Yossel tearfully confessed that he had put his todger in the pickle slicer, and because of that he had been sacked.
The wife quickly pulled his trousers down, but his todger was normal, completely intact, she said I don,t understand, what about the pickle slicer?
Yossel replied "I think she got fired too"
He sought help from the factory psychologist, but after six months the therapist gave up, he advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would never have peace of mind.
The next day Yossel came home from work early, his wife wanted to know why he was home so early?
Yossel tearfully confessed that he had put his todger in the pickle slicer, and because of that he had been sacked.
The wife quickly pulled his trousers down, but his todger was normal, completely intact, she said I don,t understand, what about the pickle slicer?
Yossel replied "I think she got fired too"