Word mixup

[96terrano]

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When chemists die, they barium. *
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. *
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.... but he says he can stop any time. *
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. *
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. *Then, it dawned on me. *
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. *
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.... and I just can't put it down. *
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. *
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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. *
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PMS jokes aren't funny; period. *
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. *
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We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. *
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I didn't like my beard at first.... but then it grew on me. *
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? *
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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. *
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Broken pencils are pointless. *
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. *
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? *A thesaurus. *
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . *
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. *
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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. *
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All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. *
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. *
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Haunted French pancakes give me the creapes. *
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Velcro — what a rip off! *
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy *
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Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! *
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The earthquake in Washington obviously was Bush's fault. *
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Please be kind your dentist. *He has fillings, too.
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