briggie joke

[briggie]

Did you hear about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a woman draped over his shoulder and told everyone he had come as a tortoise?
When asked who was the woman on his back, he replied, "that's Michelle."

[briggie]

Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat had to stop at the mouth of the river. A woman passenger demanded to know the cause of the delay. "Can't see up the river," the harassed captain replied. "Fog's too thick."
"But I can see the stars overhead," the woman said.
"Yes," the captain growled, "but unless the boilers explode, we're not going that way."

[solarman216]

Keep em coming mate, Rick