Straining

[R1cho]

So I'm straining on the toilet, pushing as hard as I can and then with a humongous *pop* ... it goes dark.

My wife shouted, "Darling, are you alright? We've had a powercut!"

"Thank f**k for that" I replied. "I thought my eyes had exploded!"

[briggie]

:jesterbg

very good

[laurieash]

IN the Village of Herbum Herts, near Tillet town lives Lucy Lykes who owns the cockwell inn, The address is lucy Lykes the cockwell inn,Herbum Tillet Herts:eek: Laurie ash