briggie
25-06-2011, 18:49
The Pastor's New Teeth
The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of his congregation, he responded:
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore, it hurt to talk."
"The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot."
"The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't shut up."
The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of his congregation, he responded:
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore, it hurt to talk."
"The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot."
"The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't shut up."