police emergency

[briggie]

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

[Deleted account DD]

First heard a variation on that one approx 1985 ;)

[extreme-4x4]

First heard a variation on that one approx 1985 ;)
and it would appear nothing changes ;)

[solarman216]

reminds me of a job I was on some time ago, rotten wood floor in a property I was converting, dug out the sub base in order to concrete and install insulated floating wood floor, and discovered two live old gas pipes, rang gas Co, they said they would not be able to deal with it for 2 to 3 weeks, I said OK, hung up, and redialed, said I had accidentally hit one of these pipes and it was leaking gas inside the building, they arrived 20 mins later and sorted it, it involved digging the road up, but we poured our concrete the next day, Rick