Five deady terms used by a woman..

[Paul]

(1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. (2) NOTHING: Means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED. (3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it. (4) WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying SCREW… YOU. (5) THAT'S OK: She is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake. :eek:

[Dartmoor_Lad]

I bought a penis enlarger from ebay last week, bargain at only £25... Turned up this morning, they sent me a flaming magnifying glass!