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zippy656
09-05-2011, 21:29
They sent my mates Census form back!!

In answer to the question;
'Do you have any dependants?',
HI put;
...'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*'kin Eastern Europe!'
...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!

clivvy
09-05-2011, 21:41
lol, awesome, thats kick ass mate!

rayf3262
09-05-2011, 22:00
Top answer:clap:thumbs

sp00k
09-05-2011, 22:30
Thats bloody classic on that one :clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

The Patrolman
09-05-2011, 22:36
Our survey said:--

99%:clap

MudLifeCrisis
09-05-2011, 23:39
They sent my mates Census form back!!

In answer to the question;
'Do you have any dependants?',
HI put;
...'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*'kin Eastern Europe!'
...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!

Just add the royal family and send it back ;O)

solarman216
10-05-2011, 00:28
They did not even send me one so I did not get the chance to enter stuff like that, but that is exactly the sort of answer I would have given, great stuff, I like it, I am now about to have a showdown with the council planers, I have just submitted a planing ap and on line for all to see they have included my phone number, what????? Rick

lacroupade
10-05-2011, 09:33
I think Item 2 is a bit contentious with respect.......

(RIP) PLANK
10-05-2011, 23:39
I think Item 2 is a bit contentious with respect.......

agreed :(