briggie
30-03-2011, 00:01
A lonely woman is walking on the beach, upset because her husband has just left her for his much younger secretary. She kicks a bottle, and a genie comes out.
"For freeing me from the bottle I'll give you three wishes, but know this: everything you wish for, your husband gets double."
The woman is shocked "That no good, lying, cheating, piece of crap?"
The genie replies "I'm sorry, that's the policy, whatever you wish for he gets double"
The woman thinks and says "I'd like a million dollars."
Where her husband is, two million appears at his feet.
Then the woman says "I'd like the world's largest diamond"
Her husband starts looking for a jeweler.
Then the woman thinks very hard and says "Whatever I wish for, he gets doubled?"
"Yes"
"OK, then, scare me half to death"
"For freeing me from the bottle I'll give you three wishes, but know this: everything you wish for, your husband gets double."
The woman is shocked "That no good, lying, cheating, piece of crap?"
The genie replies "I'm sorry, that's the policy, whatever you wish for he gets double"
The woman thinks and says "I'd like a million dollars."
Where her husband is, two million appears at his feet.
Then the woman says "I'd like the world's largest diamond"
Her husband starts looking for a jeweler.
Then the woman thinks very hard and says "Whatever I wish for, he gets doubled?"
"Yes"
"OK, then, scare me half to death"