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briggie
07-02-2011, 21:55
the following is a excerpt from the monster raving loony parties manifesto :augie:lol




Road Safety
Why are the 'airbags' in cars described as safety devices?
It is proposed that Car manufacturers replace Airbags with a Big Metal Spike pointing at the driver - That would make him drive much more safely.

jace
07-02-2011, 22:03
i could see that working lol ,also sales of angle grinders would go up!

briggie
07-02-2011, 22:18
i could see that working lol ,also sales of angle grinders would go up!

heres the rest of the manifesto jace lol


http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=and-there-s-more

rustic
07-02-2011, 22:20
Road Safety
Why are the 'airbags' in cars described as safety devices?
It is proposed that Car manufacturers replace Airbags with a Big Metal Spike pointing at the driver - That would make him drive much more safely.

Hang on, this is how cars were designed in the 70's, the spike was the steering column, they didn't collapse then.
Seat belts weren't the norm either.

jace
07-02-2011, 22:22
speed cameras turned off,accidents down,must be no panic breakings gone lol