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Adz
30-01-2011, 21:49
TOP GEAR

Your views of the latest episode :thumbs

lacroupade
30-01-2011, 21:51
Don't even watch it any more, its more like Last of the Summer Wine these days.:(

R1cho
30-01-2011, 22:00
james drove that car well didn't he :lol:lol:lol

laurieash
30-01-2011, 22:03
yes i agree James did very well,l would love to have been the passanger:naughty

Adz
30-01-2011, 22:06
I want the Transit :eek: Powered by a Jaguar XJ220 lump :naughty :bow

makeitfit
30-01-2011, 22:23
As soon as I saw that trany I knew something was a little tasty in there but a Jaaaaag :sly result :D

R1cho
30-01-2011, 22:28
hammond looked a little surprised when it took off like it did lol

Paul
30-01-2011, 22:36
Stop it..

Missed it have to wait till see it.. :doh

The Patrolman
30-01-2011, 22:36
Jodi Kidd........:kissy:thumb2

Deleted account DD
30-01-2011, 22:38
Excellent program but now and then they have a classic episode, tonight's definitely was :thumbs:clap:clap


and as above , yes "James" drove superbly. That rally stage by the "typical British house" :lol:lol:lol:lol was pure class :D

Deleted account DD
30-01-2011, 22:39
Jodi Kidd........:kissy:thumb2

yes she was superb :thumb2

extreme-4x4
31-01-2011, 00:36
bring back the days when they used to show off , proper cars , you know cars we could actually get to own.

the cossie, the rs, the gt turbo. the scoobies . proper cars that gave us hope. if we worked hard one day we could bloody have one....

but now its just a comedy sketch programme, with super cars no one can afford , it dont sell you the petrol head dream ....

oh and the stig........ who gives a flying F who he or she is

4x4_Gav
31-01-2011, 07:06
I actually wet myself at Top Gear last night. AWESOME!

Adz
31-01-2011, 08:39
Excellent program but now and then they have a classic episode, tonight's definitely was :thumbs:clap:clap

Agreed :thumbs

Just wish the BBC would stop shortening the series length :(

That for me goes down with the classics like...

The trucking episode
The US tour :lol how did they not get shot :eek: :augie :lol
The 2009 Crimbo 4x4 Special

To name but a few of my best ever episodes :D :thumbs

Adz
31-01-2011, 08:43
bring back the days when they used to show off , proper cars , you know cars we could actually get to own.
the cossie, the rs, the gt turbo. the scoobies . proper cars that gave us hope. if we worked hard one day we could bloody have one....
but now its just a comedy sketch programme, with super cars no one can afford , it dont sell you the petrol head dream ....
oh and the stig........ who gives a flying F who he or she is

It's called ENTERTAINMENT in this depressed time :rolleyes:

If you want to know about a car then you goto a Showroom :augie

Dream's can come true ... ... ... ... ...

The Clarkson Top Gear is way better than the boring road test era when Tiff & Quinton used to be on imo.!

lacroupade
31-01-2011, 10:52
bring back the days when they used to show off , proper cars , you know cars we could actually get to own.

the cossie, the rs, the gt turbo. the scoobies . proper cars that gave us hope. if we worked hard one day we could bloody have one....

but now its just a comedy sketch programme, with super cars no one can afford , it dont sell you the petrol head dream ....

oh and the stig........ who gives a flying F who he or she is

Blimey! We are in total agreement mate!

And the new Stig, if its a woman, will be this girle, the one who embarrassed 'Compo' Clarkson in a Transit at the Nurburgring. She is acknowledged as the worlds best woman driver and is an existing 'friend' of the programme. Jodie Kidd? Pah!

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss98/Pawly/Sabine-Schmitz.jpg

Fez_uk
31-01-2011, 10:57
I personally have gone off top gear. Most of it is all fake and staged, If it's on I will watch it but sometimes turn it off half way through. I like the special challenges though.

I can't stand jeremy clarkson either.

lacroupade
31-01-2011, 11:10
I personally have gone off top gear. Most of it is all fake and staged, If it's on I will watch it but sometimes turn it off half way through. I like the special challenges though.

I can't stand jeremy clarkson either.

Fake and staged - exactly. I mean are we seriously supposed to believe that a tosser like Clarkson fixed that MX5 (I think it was) that blew a plug out when they did their desert thing? They are surrounded by camera crews and mechanics who do all the hard work.

makeitfit
31-01-2011, 11:16
I still luvs it so there :p
I know it's staged and made up and contrived and tongue firmly in cheek etc:thumbs
Damn site better than most other so called entertainment on that there TV:o
Just feel sorry for people who may not realise:augie:lol
Could Jody possibly spread those giraff like legs any further ?:naughty:bow

lacroupade
31-01-2011, 11:57
I still luvs it so there :p
I know it's staged and made up and contrived and tongue firmly in cheek etc:thumbs
Damn site better than most other so called entertainment on that there TV:o
Just feel sorry for people who may not realise:augie:lol
Could Jody possibly spread those giraff like legs any further ?:naughty:bow

God you're so shallow Pete.:rolleyes:

I mean it always comnes down to sex in the end doesn't it - pathetic and peurile if you ask me you sad little man.:doh

I mean look at the little tramp........................

.............just look, are you looking? I am.....dribble dribble.....

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss98/Pawly/jodie-kidd-nude-photo.jpg

makeitfit
31-01-2011, 13:01
New screen saver sorted :sly

Fez_uk
31-01-2011, 13:17
it's his hair, It's controlling his mind.

jace
31-01-2011, 13:21
top gear rocks an if shes the stig happy days!

glenbo
31-01-2011, 18:02
what about chris evans 12 million pound ferrari :eek:

glenbo
31-01-2011, 18:05
God you're so shallow Pete.:rolleyes:

I mean it always comnes down to sex in the end doesn't it - pathetic and peurile if you ask me you sad little man.:doh

I mean look at the little tramp........................

.............just look, are you looking? I am.....dribble dribble.....

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss98/Pawly/jodie-kidd-nude-photo.jpg
:naughty :p :naughty

iandouglas
31-01-2011, 18:17
best bit was clarkson in the reliant robin.

(RIP) PLANK
31-01-2011, 18:45
I don't make a point of watching it (I'm not a big telly fan) but if it's on i enjoy it. I love the silly, staged, comedy stuff and find the racing mega-money cars round in circles with smoking tyres yawn-some.

So please keep it silly! and whatever you do don't take anything that Jez says seriously - you can tell when he is talking sh*te - his lips move :thumbs

stevecrm
31-01-2011, 18:46
best bit was clarkson in the reliant robin.

half of the fun of that one was recognising all the places he went too :thumb2

spinna
31-01-2011, 19:11
TOP GEAR=TOP SHOW. Fit bird+ super van+super car+ super proton rally car & comedy with the aussies.............What more do u want:thumb2:thumb2:D:D

jace
31-01-2011, 19:29
clarkson an captain slow make show dump the hampster he anoys the feck outve me!

(RIP) PLANK
31-01-2011, 19:32
clarkson an captain slow make show dump the hampster he anoys the feck outve me!

he gets on my nerves a bit too :thumb2

Adz
31-01-2011, 19:45
TOP GEAR=TOP SHOW. Fit bird+ super van+super car+ super proton rally car & comedy with the aussies.............What more do u want:thumb2:thumb2:D:D

:thumbs :clap :thumbs

The "haters" probably like Coronation Street, Emerdale & Eastenders :doh

That to me is deep depression :rolleyes:

extreme-4x4
31-01-2011, 20:12
no adam , when that posh bird first joined top gear what 10-15 years ago . when quentin and tiff were doing it . she was gorgeous and i remember clearly her famous nearlly last words . as she raced someone around a track .

they were "and he's right up my snatch"

just tell me one thing that clarkson has ever said that comes anywhere near that . on sunday evening prime time telly . some fit bird talking about her snatch...

obviously she was not around much after that

Deleted account DD
31-01-2011, 20:27
no adam , when that posh bird first joined top gear what 10-15 years ago . when quentin and tiff were doing it . she was gorgeous and i remember clearly her famous nearlly last words . as she raced someone around a track .

they were "and he's right up my snatch"

just tell me one thing that clarkson has ever said that comes anywhere near that . on sunday evening prime time telly . some fit bird talking about her snatch...

obviously she was not around much after that


so its all comes down to sex :rolleyes:

fair enough GET JODIE ON NEXT WEEK TOO :clap:clap

extreme-4x4
31-01-2011, 20:31
so its all comes down to sex :rolleyes:

fair enough GET JODIE ON NEXT WEEK TOO :clap:clap


oh perleeeeease. jodi who the feck is she ...... vicki is the one . well was 10 years ago

Deleted account DD
31-01-2011, 20:39
oh perleeeeease. jodi who the feck is she ...... vicki is the one . well was 10 years ago

anyway Clarkson rated grand cherokees so hes not all bad :thumb2

In all seriousness, dont know if you remember the one where they were up at Middlesbrough and did the art expo in the Mima gallery (was a crap episode)

Well when they were filming it a mate of mine and his crew mate were involved. The only one of them who'd pose for a pic was Hammond, the other two were "too far up their own bottoms" to paraphrase my mates account

Wasnt it the US auditions for top gear the uk team failed recently, apparently because they made no effort :D:nenau

lacroupade
31-01-2011, 21:42
oh perleeeeease. jodi who the feck is she ...... vicki is the one . well was 10 years ago

I'm with you bud! I'd rather jump Vicky any day of the week....

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss98/Pawly/vbh2.jpg

extreme-4x4
31-01-2011, 21:47
oooooph that the girl ..... what i wouldnt do :naughty

lacroupade
31-01-2011, 21:49
oooooph that the girl ..... what i wouldnt do :naughty

have you heard her laugh? sexiest thing I ever heard :naughty

jace
31-01-2011, 22:05
i thought she was a lemmon,mind you dont that kindve have its on little thing goin on mmmm viki an sabine maybe jody mmm back to real world check out 5th gears votes theyve got nearly as many as gordon brown did!

Deleted account DD
31-01-2011, 23:09
theyve got nearly as many as gordon brown did!


theyve got more, he's a less than zero :D