your decision

briggie · Jan 28, 2011

in the worst ever joke thread i have decided on 3 members who qualify for the club sticker . you decide who is the worthy winner

briggie · Jan 28, 2011

in the event of a tie , i will cast my vote :thumb2

R1cho · Jan 28, 2011

would voting for yourself be classed as cheating :augie:lol

briggie · Jan 28, 2011

R1cho said:
would voting for yourself be classed as cheating :augie:lol

nope , you are entitled to a vote :augie:lol

rustic · Jan 28, 2011

R1cho said:
would voting for yourself be classed as cheating :augie:lol

I'm not voting yet, as the transfer to my PayPal account hasn't cleared yet :lol :lol

extreme-4x4 · Jan 28, 2011

would it not be fair to include the jokes in question on here . cos the lazy people (me) wont look them up

rustic · Jan 28, 2011

extreme-4x4 said:
would it not be fair to include the jokes in question on here . cos the lazy people (me) wont look them up

Good idea, I read them, forgot them, or who posted them, can't remember if they were funny? :doh

briggie · Jan 28, 2011

the joke from patbhoy......

What does your father do for a living?

Little Bruce was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician, etc.

However, little Bruce was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his father. Reluctantly he replied, “My Dad’s an exotic dancer in a gay club, and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let him shag him.”

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Bruce aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” said Bruce, “My father plays football for England, I was just too embarrassed to say that.”

briggie · Jan 28, 2011

the joke from r1cho.......

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her
here in the Holy Land for $150.00.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?”

The man said, “A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead.”

“I just can’t take that chance.”

briggie · Jan 28, 2011

the joke from patrolman........

I saw a man with a cabbage on a lead going across the park .i said what u doing with a cabbage on a lead ,,he looked at me and said ..oh i thought it was a collie

briggie · Jan 28, 2011

come on folks , pick the joke that you like the best

R1cho · Jan 28, 2011

i accidentally voted for myself :augie

(RIP) PLANK · Jan 28, 2011

briggie said:
in the worst ever joke thread i have decided on 3 members who qualify for the club sticker . you decide who is the worthy winner

so we are voting for the worst one, right?

briggie · Jan 28, 2011

PLANK said:
so we are voting for the worst one, right?

which ever one you consider is worthy of the prize for worst joke .... its how you personally interpret that

briggie · Jan 29, 2011

so far the patrolman is in the lead by 5 votes to 1

briggie · Jan 29, 2011

interesting voting taking place ..... still the patrolman in the lead

(RIP) PLANK · Jan 29, 2011

briggie said:
interesting voting taking place ..... still the patrolman in the lead

when does the pol close, Pete?

briggie · Jan 29, 2011

PLANK said:
when does the pol close, Pete?

sunday evening :thumb2

briggie · Jan 30, 2011

voting closes at 8pm ... if you havent voted ...... vote now :thumb2

Terranical · Jan 30, 2011

Got to be the patrolman, definately a "groan" joke - the other two are funny!

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