Kamsin
19-01-2011, 20:03
Joe bought a Harley which is 10 years old, but shiny and in absolute
mint condition. He asks the seller how he kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike
is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they
enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you
something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says
anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the
stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans
over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the
table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and
her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom... 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs
the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and
screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. After she
has a big orgasm, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is
pleasantly beaming.
But still, Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket...
Suddenly the father shouted....
'OK, I'll do the Sodding dishes!!!' :doh
mint condition. He asks the seller how he kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike
is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they
enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you
something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says
anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the
stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans
over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the
table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and
her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom... 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs
the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and
screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. After she
has a big orgasm, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is
pleasantly beaming.
But still, Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket...
Suddenly the father shouted....
'OK, I'll do the Sodding dishes!!!' :doh