oh no not another briggie joke

[briggie]

A rich man often went to Bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease. So one day, he went to the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor examine his private part and said, "This is a very severe case. We have no other way but to cut it away. otherwise, it will spread and become worse."

The businessman was shocked. the last thing he wanted was to have it cut and end his night life. He went to other doctors but all gave the same diagnosis.

Desperate he thought, "Why don't I consult traditional Chinese medicine. They might have some surprises"

So, the Chinese doctor gave him an examination and the doctor said," We don't have to cut. I'll give you herbs to rub."

The rich man was so happy. "Wow no operation, you are better than western medicine. I'm amazed, So what is the exact secret?"

The Chinese doctor said, "Just wait for three days. It will drop by itself."

[solarman216]

keep em coming pete, I gotta laugh about somat my fkg back is killing me tonight, Rick

[briggie]

keep em coming pete, I gotta laugh about somat my fkg back is killing me tonight, Rick

get maggs to walk over it with stilettos on :naughty

[solarman216]

I would but she has had a bottle of white and is dead to the world, me ive had bottle of red and almost bottle of scotch and it still ackes, just dont seem to be able to get comfortable, furkin backs, love ya mate ill get round it, Rick

[R1cho]

have a bad back myself so can sympathise with ya, so far aint gone bad since november but had a twinge the other day, horrible not being able to move, if you dont mind me asking what happened to give you the bad back?

[solarman216]

as a builder did things years ago that one should not, so have damage, just before Xmas carried a ladder over a small wall, must have twisted a bit I do not know, but next day knew I had pulled a mussel so was taking it easy two days later walked to feed the horses (not ours) and one jumped up and got its leg snagged in a metal gate, if we had not managed to calm it down it would have broken its leg, but we are miles from help so decided I had to try and free it which I did after 20 mins of effort but had to lay in the snow for half an hour before I could move, then took 20 mins to walk 100 yds to home, so now have trapped nerve which is OK some days but not others, anyway enough about me I will survive, how is that great little girl of yours, I was so so glad that she did not need the op, but is the future looking good, I really hope so, Rick

[R1cho]

trapped nerve, same as me from a road accident when i was 15, my little girl is doing great thanks, all the numbers in her blood tests that need to go down are going down, we are in birmingham again on tuesday for a checkup but for now she only has to have blood tests every 2 weeks instead of every week and we only have to goto birmingham every 6 weeks, we have become friends with another family tha has a son with the same thing and they now only have blood tests every 6 months so we're hoping for the same. as usuall robynn has a smile for everyone just like in her photo, even when they take blood from her she smiles to the nurse when she takes the blood, they all know who she is because of that special smile

[solarman216]

been there mate done it all fostered special needs for 24 years, feel for you, just be sure to keep social services totally out of your life, they are the pits but they con you to thinking otherwise, when I look back on the families that we fostered for and the circumstances that these families found them selves in, I cry, they were cut off from their kids, just because they did not have the expertise to care for them and we did, but now with hind sight why were they not given the option of training instead of just "removal" the system stinks, but thats how it is, Rick

[R1cho]

i hear ya loud n clear with social services, had 2 brothers in their so called care voluntarily by my mum when she had depression from my sisters death (i have different dad so i went to live with him for a bit) took her 10 years to get them back home.