tezzer
07-01-2011, 16:30
A Mexican, an Arab,
>
and a Yorkshire Lass are
>
in the same bar.
When the Mexican
>
finishes his beer,
>
he throws his glass
>
in the air, pulls
out
>
his pistol, and
shoots
>
the glass
to pieces.
>
He says, 'In Mexico ,
>
our glasses are so
>
cheap we don't need
>
to drink with the
same one twice.'
>
The Arab, obviously
>
impressed by this,
>
drinks non-alcohol beer
>
(cuz he's a Muslim!),
>
throws it into the
>
air, pulls out his
>
AK-47, and shoots
>
the glass to pieces.
>
He says, 'In the
>
Arab World, we have
>
so much sand to make
>
glasses that we don't
>
need to drink with
>
the same one twice either.'
>
The Yorkshire Lass,
>
cool as a cucumber,
>
picks up her beer,
>
downs it in one gulp,
>
throws the glass into
>
the air, whips out her
>
45, and shoots the
>
Mexican and the Arab.
>
Catching her glass,
>
setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill,
>
she says,
'In Yorkshire,
>
we have so many
>
illegal immigrants that
>
we don't have to
>
drink with the same ones twice.'
>
God Bless Yorkshire !!
>
and a Yorkshire Lass are
>
in the same bar.
When the Mexican
>
finishes his beer,
>
he throws his glass
>
in the air, pulls
out
>
his pistol, and
shoots
>
the glass
to pieces.
>
He says, 'In Mexico ,
>
our glasses are so
>
cheap we don't need
>
to drink with the
same one twice.'
>
The Arab, obviously
>
impressed by this,
>
drinks non-alcohol beer
>
(cuz he's a Muslim!),
>
throws it into the
>
air, pulls out his
>
AK-47, and shoots
>
the glass to pieces.
>
He says, 'In the
>
Arab World, we have
>
so much sand to make
>
glasses that we don't
>
need to drink with
>
the same one twice either.'
>
The Yorkshire Lass,
>
cool as a cucumber,
>
picks up her beer,
>
downs it in one gulp,
>
throws the glass into
>
the air, whips out her
>
45, and shoots the
>
Mexican and the Arab.
>
Catching her glass,
>
setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill,
>
she says,
'In Yorkshire,
>
we have so many
>
illegal immigrants that
>
we don't have to
>
drink with the same ones twice.'
>
God Bless Yorkshire !!