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im not happy to see my beloved sheila driving about tomorrow in the snow / ice , so like a fool i offered to drive her landrover for her .... my car isnt big enough to carry all her stuff at once , and her assistant too ....... she said " ok pete " ... so im driving a disco tomorrow morning :rolleyes:.... while she stays at home ....... am i a idiot ? ( dont answer that )
zippy656
28-11-2010, 22:33
a disco..
well at the end of the day you can go back to the warmer car...
don't put anything in the boot incase it falls through.
MontysMaverick
28-11-2010, 22:38
im not happy to see my beloved sheila driving about tomorrow in the snow / ice , so like a fool i offered to drive her landrover for her .... my car isnt big enough to carry all her stuff at once , and her assistant too ....... she said " ok pete " ... so im driving a disco tomorrow morning :rolleyes:.... while she stays at home ....... am i a idiot ? ( dont answer that )
Bloody hell pete, how big is her assistant. is she bordering on Bella emberg territory ???? and no you aint a fool but you are a big old softy :clap :clap
don't put anything in the boot incase it falls through.
it will have approximately 55 bundles of newspapers in
it will have approximately 55 bundles of newspapers in
well at least they aint sunday papers with all their bloody magazines lol
zippy656
28-11-2010, 22:39
ive had 600 yellow pages and over 1000 bt home books in mine..
but then i guess you cant get you quad in the back briggie..
ive had 600 yellow pages and over 1000 bt home books in mine..
but then i guess you cant get you quad in the back briggie..
i will not be getting out of the car ... i have enough bluddie trouble trying to climb into it fgs ..... thats why i will have sheilas " assistant " with me ( 32 year old blonde :naughty )
zippy656
28-11-2010, 22:45
i will not be getting out of the car ... i have enough bluddie trouble trying to climb into it fgs ..... thats why i will have sheilas " assistant " with me ( 32 year old blonde :naughty )
whats HIS name
whats HIS name
her name is helen .... and shes single , but sheila has a nasty temper , and im not stupid ( no comments please lol )
zippy656
28-11-2010, 22:56
and im not stupid ( no comments please lol )
and you think we would!? im hurt. oh so hurt...
MontysMaverick
28-11-2010, 23:09
i will not be getting out of the car ... i have enough bluddie trouble trying to climb into it fgs ..... thats why i will have sheilas " assistant " with me ( 32 year old blonde :naughty )
Notice how you didnt answer my post about Bella Emberg,
32 blonde, Helen, single, and builtlike a brick S********** :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Youre just trying to wind us up :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
Notice how you didnt answer my post about Bella Emberg,
32 blonde, Helen, single, and builtlike a brick S********** :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Youre just trying to wind us up :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
helen is a size 12 with 44dd ..... not that ive looked of course ..( wonder what she would look like in a nurses outfit ? )
MontysMaverick
28-11-2010, 23:18
helen is a size 12 with 44dd ..... not that ive looked of course ..( wonder what she would look like in a nurses outfit ? )
Now you are bull shitting for sure, 44dd size 12 32 yrs old blond in a nurses outfit, youve been looking at too many mucky magazines and if not specsavers are doing 2 for the price of 1 at the moment Pete, suggest you book an appointment...:thumbs :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
Now you are bull shitting for sure, 44dd size 12 32 yrs old blond in a nurses outfit, youve been looking at too many mucky magazines and if not specsavers are doing 2 for the price of 1 at the moment Pete, suggest you book an appointment...:thumbs :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
for some strange reason i cant seem to get the idea of nurses out of my head . the other facts about helen are true though ...... shame im the wrong gender for her if you understand :rolleyes:
solarman216
29-11-2010, 01:34
Don't believe a word of it, you are just winding us all up, arn't you Pete?? arn't you, Rick
size 12 44dd...ive woken up!
zippy656
29-11-2010, 08:59
Be carefull Briggie,
in the is cold weather shell have your eye out!!
zippy656
29-11-2010, 09:00
Don't believe a word of it
i know.... he's asking for PICS!
:clap
Be carefull Briggie,
in the is cold weather shell have your eye out!!
she will have about 40 layers of clothing on knowing helen lol
zippy656
29-11-2010, 09:08
thats not clothing, that health and safty!
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