Umm... Quotes from a diary...

[Adz]

We don't come here (work) for our health... We can think of other ways to enjoy ourselves...


It is better to be alone... Than in bad company...


Well if I called the wrong number.? Why did you answer the phone.?


Everything comes to 'him' who hustles while he waits...


Laugh & the world laughs with you, snore & you sleep alone...


Women don't want to hear what you think.?
Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice...


If merely feeling good could decide drunkenness would be supremely valid human experience...


The most interesting information comes from children for they know & then stop.!


Those are my principles & if you don't like them... Then I have others...


We are all born mad....... Some remain so...


You can not shake hands with a clenched fist.!


If you want to eat well in England... Eat 3 breakfasts.!


I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig... You get dirty & besides... The pig likes it...




Any you like.?

[11redrex]

Mushroom season.

[Adz]

& i dont drink :eek: :o :nenau

[briggie]

You can not shake hands with a clenched fist.!

:thumb2

[Adz]

You can not shake hands with a clenched fist.!

:thumb2

I like that 1 too :thumbs

[Deleted account DD]

A bird in the hand....................


Craps on your wrist :nenau

[The Patrolman]

"A birds bush is worth two in the hand"??

Did i quote that right???

[MontysMaverick]

Adz

Put this up on the wall when you start your new venture

Since man to man is very unjust
I do not know which man to trust
Ive trusted many to my great sorrow
so pay today and not tommorrow

NO BARS NO CARS


Classic 70s sign in most garages around Stoke

[The Patrolman]

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day!":eek:

"Always judge a man by the way he treats someone who is of no use to him!"

one for Adz
"Please do not ask for credit as a kick in the b0!!0x often offends!":augie

[makeitfit]

"No one is listening till you fart"

" Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time." :sly

[MudLifeCrisis]

Never eat yellow snow